Funniest Lines of the Year

I ask my 5yr. old daughter why she was in the bathroom so long. She says, "I just sat there for a long time. It's really relaxing and your mommy doesn't boss you around." -well put Linda

I was driving home tonight with the kids, using the navigation system. It was telling me directions. From the back of the car I hear, "Mommy, is that Jesus talking to you up there?" -Linda